The name is RAJINIKANTH

Sivaji Rao Gaekwad or Rajinikanth can lay his hands on whatever he wishes for. He is the highest paid actor in India, respected alike by the old and young and probably the only actor in India who can do justice to the title demigod NDTV’s best Indian of the year award for 2007.We all know that Rajinikanth is a timeless superstar and his Endhiran Robot is arguably, the biggest ever hit in South India. The second most powerful entertainer in Asia, after Jackie Chan, Rajinikanth has proved that he is Mr. Box Office himself. Let us now go to the lighter side of life and enjoy some Rajinikanth jokes that have been doing the rounds lately-

1. When Rajinikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.

2.Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

3.Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

4.Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

5.Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.

6.Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

7.Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the shin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

8.Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

9.Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

10.When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up...He is simply pushing the earth down.

11.The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.

12.Rajinikant can lick his elbows.

13.The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

14.Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

15.The day ROBOT was released, Rajinikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars.

And these are only a few. There are many more that one can find on Facebook, Orkut and other social networking sites these days. And if one Googles them then they can find at least a thousand similar jokes. Trust Rajnikanth to have a such a huge fan following. What would we have done without you? 

Long Live Rajnikanth!